I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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