i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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the liver wants what the liver wants
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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