Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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