Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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