the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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