Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Someone signed my nipple.
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