wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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