Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's just like the Real World with babies
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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