I cockslap morals
Buhtt sex?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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