I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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