This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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