I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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