Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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