Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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