You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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