And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is Oprah even human
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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