I'm really into asian looking animals
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize