After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
