One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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