remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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