We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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