A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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