i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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