People in love make me want to vomit
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
This gyro tastes like lonliness
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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