You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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