Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Randomize
