I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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