So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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