Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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