talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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