I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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