girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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