He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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