if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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