the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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