with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
