No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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