When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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