I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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