Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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