i can't believe i had my finger in that
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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