She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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