Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he shaved USA in his pubs
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
