You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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