Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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