I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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