soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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