talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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