Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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