I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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