listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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