O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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