when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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