Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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